Thursday, May 6, 2010
Putting up with Jocks
+15
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.
“Please,” protested the college President, “you already make more than the entire History department.”
“Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.”
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. “Run over to my office and see if I’m there,” he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
“You’re not there, sir,” he reported.
“Oh, I see what you mean,” conceded the President, scratching his head. “I would have phoned.”
+15
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.
“Please,” protested the college President, “you already make more than the entire History department.”
“Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.”
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. “Run over to my office and see if I’m there,” he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
“You’re not there, sir,” he reported.
“Oh, I see what you mean,” conceded the President, scratching his head. “I would have phoned.”
Bill Clinton, Al Gore And Bill Gates
+6
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important.
God looked to Al and said, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand”. God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.
Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.
God responded, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand”. God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.
God asked “What is your problem Bill Gates?”
Bill responded ” I think you’re sitting in my chair”
+6
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important.
God looked to Al and said, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand”. God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.
Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.
God responded, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand”. God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.
God asked “What is your problem Bill Gates?”
Bill responded ” I think you’re sitting in my chair”
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
The Seven Rays - Fanning vs Gomez!

Remember a while back when there where rumours about Selena being cast as lead 'Beth Michaels' in upcoming book-turned-movie 'The Seven Rays'?
Well now Selena is up against Dakota Fanning for the role. Jessica Bendinger the author of the book, says that she can see either girls playing the role.
So can I, I think they would both be amazing! I've read the book and am super exicted about the film, what about you?
Thursday, April 29, 2010

Fashion Trends 2010
2010 will be an exciting year for fashion; experts predict that we'll emerge from the global financial crisis and, as a result, we can expect to see a new standard of fashion rise up. Introducing 2010 fashion trends. Classically inspired but with a serious infusion of the sex and skin, this is what we'll be wearing in 2010.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
My First Bloggggging
Hello everyone!!! Its me Tansia..This is my 1st day of bloggin...yess!! Finnaly im going to make a blog :D ..My teacher said everyone in our class must have to have a blog. So here im!!! blogging all by my self even dont know about my topic :P ... Hopefully next time i'll try to find a gooood topic for u guys who r my "followers"..ohh ho!! guess wat!!! I dont have any followers ... anyways its almost 12 AM... i think i should get some sleep... ...so bye ppl. c u nxt time if really be able to make a sensible blog in future :D
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